Issue 114 - May 2011
BOXES - THE MEET MARKET
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Where To Stay
Sane And Genuine 55 Year Old
- Sane and sincere lesbian looking for friends and maybe someone special.
Likes cinema, walking, quiet nights in.
Sporty And Femme
Honest gay woman would like to meet similar. Enjoy tennis and footie
aged also similar late 40's and femme. Tel: 07974 889401.
Edinburgh Sincere Feminine
Sincere feminine lesbian, likes travel, sunshine and relaxing, meals in
and out, cinema, gym, swimming. Would like to meet feminine professional
40-50 for friendship and fun times. Edinburgh.
Sane Lesbian - 53 Years Old
Sane femme lesbian looking for friends maybe even that special person.
Love to walk with someone, go to the cinema, eat out or quiet nights in.
Get in touch.
Sought by soft/classic butch, 33, in Aberdeen, interested in culture,
high or low, and politics, left and queer. Perhaps we're the ones we've
been waiting for? Let's find out.
Edinburgh mature student, 54, WLTM younger student(s) in the city for
fun and friendship. Easy going. Non scene. Non smoker. Discretion
Cheap Inspector Taggart
Recovering from the affects of involuntary inhalation, Taggart decides
to review not just his life but his advertising strategy and considers
moving to Vivastreet but to no avail as standards there are higher than
his usual haunts and his ad is consigned, like him, to instant
Toilet Slave 27 Seeks Master 16-35
I'm a slim 27 year old toilet slave lad. I'm very good looking and I
have my own house near Edinburgh (East Lothian). I love Rimming, Bottom
Worship, Licking out Hole / Eating Ass, Sucking, and Feet Worship. I'm
looking for a Male Master 16-35 (Gay / Bi OR Straight) that I can
worship and rim / eat-out regularly. I'd also like to be used as a
Toilet, I am into Scat. I would like to meet a lad who would also love
to dump in my mouth on a regular basis and use me as his toilet slave.
If you want to be my Master, and use my mouth as your shit toilet 24/7,
text me: 07936 488 454.
Looking For Casual Relaxing Fun With Younger Guy(s)
Just looking for fun with guy(s) aged 16-26 - probably at my place in
Central Edinburgh. Nothing complicated: love not required although
mutual respect is a must. One off is good, so is longer term fuck buddy.
I'm mostly active but can be versatile if that's what really works for
you. Safer fun only - no barebacking. And a kiss or cuddle can be just
as good as (or better than) anything else - so there are a lot of
options. What have you got to lose by replying and seeing if our
needs/desires are compatible? Other than your virginity which is soon
gone with this poof!
Looking For Mates/Dates/The One!!
I am an easy going fit, sporty and friendly 45 year old man, 6ft, slim,
cropped hair. Looking for a younger guy for fun, laughs and hopefully
more. Can accommodate or travel.
The School Belt
I am looking for a retired teacher over 60 to belt my hands the same as
per my schooldays. You must live north of Dundee as I live in Moray.
UK Holiday Pal/Friend Wanted
Passive, late 50's looking for pal for UK breaks and exchange visits.
Top man wanted. None scene country lover preferred.
Fat Old Wanker
Late 60's gent needs suitable friends. (Pre)Come and enjoy yourself.
Dirty Fat Old Man Wants Young Man
I am a 57 year old fat, ugly, bald, dirty old man looking for young man
between 17 and 21 for fun. Have transport for drives out. Should live in
West of Scotland.
First Timer Taking The Plunge
I am a bi curious 28 year old guy, good looking, fit and always clean.
Looking for no strings discreet fun with good looking guys around same
age or younger. Up for trying most things. First timer so get in quick
to teach me the ropes and be the first one in my mouth! I am in city
centre Edinburgh but you will need to accommodate me please. Get in
Sick of all the courtship rituals? 50's guy with mild Aspergers, likes
the company of 16-26 year old. Get in touch if you'd like to meet and
discuss what to do next.
Torphichen Station Queer
You know I'm the superior race. And I'm winning and your next move is to
bend over. Text: 07866 377483.
Looking for 70+ Gentleman
Easygoing quiet male, 61, happy with life, likes outdoors or nights in.
Non smoker. Non scene. Seeks similar gentleman, 70+ in Renfrewshire
Top This - Come On You Know You Can
Passive, compliant, sensual experienced mature gent will give you 'O' to
completion and take 'A' from genuine active gay. Non smoker. Discreet.
Long term relationship. Accommodate - Fife.
Looking For Relationship Only - 18-40
Cute, SA, SL, OHAC, 36, look younger. Can travel or accommodate.
Athletic build, 6ft, honest, caring person. Hobbies: gym, footie,
walking, day trips, driving, pubs, clubs. Bi or gay. Tel: 07503 379678.
Passive Seeks Active Top
Mid 40's, tall, slim, short crop, GSOH, SA, SL, totally passive, seeks
active top guy for fun and friendship. Can accommodate. Any young Polish
guys out there?
Older For Younger
Are you under 25, fed up with the scene, prefer older guys irrespective
of what your peers say? Well this guy may be just what you're after. I
am a chubby silver daddy bear type.
Guy, 69, tall, slim, into lingerie, sport, passive, seeks fun and
friendship. Tel: 07788 763948.
Ginger Minger Seeks Young, Smooth Guy
Small (5'6"), fat (15st), old (53), balding red hair and beard, very
hairy body, looking for fun and friendship with young (16-22) guy. You:
No piercings (self mutilation is not good or clever), preferably a full
head of hair (no shaved heads - why do you want to be bald at your
age?), smooth chest (shaved is good, naturally smooth is better), no
facial hair, not anorexic (I like a bit of plump - although slim is OK).
I'm probably far too picky - but then I bet most suitable guys are too!
I can accommodate (Edinburgh) or will travel.
Young looking 60 year old, good slim body, clean shaven, WLTM or visit
mature experienced gay male 50+ for friendship and discreet safe sexy
fine. Like O&A. Can travel. Letters please.
There has to be a first time for everything! Aged 16-21? Get in touch?
Considerate, experienced, versatile, older guy will talk you through
things at your own pace before getting down to some safe fun. Your
limits respected. Total discretion assured. Live in Edinburgh and can
accommodate but may travel if required.
55,looking for some love and affection from women and men of all ages.
Seeking Fun And Friendship
Intelligent bisexual lady, early forties, seeks a gay or bisexual man
(no crossdressers please) for friendship and with whom to explore my
interest in homo-eroticism. I dislike crudeness/swearing or any form of
sado-masochism/spanking. I would like to watch/assist you making love
with your male partner but wish no personal involvement. My girlfriend
will not be present or indeed any other woman. You must either stay in
Inverness-shire or be prepared to travel to the area.
Kinky BDSM Girl
30 year old female, very kinky and dom, looking for bi couples with dom
fem like me to join me and my submissive hubby for BDSM games with
male/female couples. Anything goes. We both love watersports, roleplay,
extreme anal, cp, ctb, cbt, also love swingers' parties. Ladyboys,
transexuals most welcome.
Domestic Submissive Sought
Seeking domestic sub for household chores in strict home. Must be able
to carry out household chores. Age and size irrelevant, honest and
cleanliness important. Genuine search for genuine sub. Friendship
offered. Discretion assured. Traditional methods of discipline
administered for failure to please. ALA. No one liners please. And no
timewasters: we don't need them.
Friendly Bi-Guy (late 50's) who is looking for a friend for Fun and
Frolics. Let's get naked together.
Mature Male Slave
I'm looking for a new master or mistress or both. Will do your
housework, ironing, indeed anything you ask. If satisfied, you can share
me with your friends.
Desperate Bi Male
Need clean bed. Empty or other. Work shifts in East End of Glasgow. Will
pay in cash or kind. Tel: 07783 972916.
Edinburgh based 50something guy seeks morally relaxed women of all ages
for fun and friendship.
60something Male Seeks Assistance With Unreliable Erection
Illness has reduced functionality, possibly temporarily, would you help
to prove that this is correct? Alternative methods of satisfaction
We do not provide box numbers to advertisers outwith the UK. Instead,
their personal contact details will be published both in the magazine
Penpal contacts with gay men all over the world. Over 120 subscribers in
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Scottish Guy Coming Home
35 year old Professional Scottish guy. I've been in Sydney Australia for
about 5 years now, and I am coming home to Edinburgh. I plan to spend at
least a month there (from 2nd Aug) catching up with friends, etc. I am
looking for cheap accommodation or a spare room (or something along
those lines that may be available). Keen to make some new friends and
have a little fun along the way. Get in touch with me if you can help at
all. Write: John MacKenzie, Unit 5203a, 393 Pitt Street, CBD, Sydney,
NSW 2000, Australia. E-mail: email@example.com
Cleaning for the older gentleman (or older queen). Experienced cleaner
willing to undertake cleaning and shopping (not ironing) for older or
younger gentlemen. Can provide references. Tel: 07954 619132 (back rubs
also done). Trained in cleaning, caring and massage.
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Photogenic guys can earn £150 cash posing for Mike Arlen who has had 15
glossy magazines published called Mike Arlen's Guys. Send snapshots of
your magnificent body to him: Mike Arlen, Wetherby Studios, 23 Wetherby
Mansions, Earls Court Square, London. SW5 9BH or Phone: 020-7373 1107.
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more mature gentleman and his admirers. Write to: CAFFMOS, PO Box 2087,
Blackpool. FY4 1WL. Or phone Blackpool (01253) 318327 for info. 
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Gay Scots Link
Gay Scots Link are compiling a list of people in each postcode in
Scotland so that they may be linked up with other guys in the postcode
for gay meetings, hobbies and social activities in the area or to become
friends with another gay person. Please phone Colin after 6pm or text
him: 07813 530143. 
Only £90 for your own Limited Company. PLCs £100. Charitable and
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Investmant capital urgently required for LGBT related profitable
business ventures in Edinburgh and Glasgow.
ScotsGay charges just £20 a month for an ad here with your picture!
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Black Bottom Glasgow
Young black muscular guy, 28 years old, new on the scene, offers an
escorting service. In/out calls. Very clean, very discreet. Call me for
a good time. JAMES 07833 781881. 
Black Massage Therapist Edinburgh
Full nude massage service offered by muscular, sporty, clean, black,
friendly, discreet, vwe professional guy, 32. In/out calls based in the
city centre. £80. Call me: CHRIS 07740 066600. WWW: http://gaydar.co.uk/holisticfingers 
Edinburgh - Tantric Indian Hot Oil Massage
Intimate full body massage with hot oils with unique classic original
sensual techniques, healing,therapeutic, awakening. discreet
experienced masseur, city centre, free parking, In/Out. Competitive
price. Tel: 07551 321545. 
Due to demand, I am now offering a new 15 minutes massage service for
those in a rush! Young experienced 24 year old slim male offering
special massage in a cosy flat near the city centre. Males and females
of all sizes welcome. No rush service guaranteed. Discretion assured so
don't be shy. Treat yourself. Call Jamie on: 07818 856448. 
Come and enjoy a relaxing and envigorating full body oil massage with
qualified therapist. Shower available. Perth/Fife area. Give me a call
on 07940 488254. 
Top 2 Toe sensual hot cream body massage. Showering facilities
available. Available 9am-10pm, 7 days. Based West End, Glasgow.
Discretion assured and expected. 6'1", 28"w, passive/versatile 28 year
old. WWW: http://www.massagalicious.co.uk/ Tel: 07838 217109. 
Massage For Guys - Edinburgh
Experience a full body Swedish Massage using deep tissue manipulation
using sensual Tantric techniques - guaranteed to make you feel relaxed.
Offered by fully qualified and friendly guy based in Edinburgh near Holy
Corner. Sessions last just over an hour. No out calls. Reasonable rates
- £30 (£15) for students. Phone 07983 422652 or E-mail: Massage-for-Men-Edinburgh@hotmail.co.uk 
Massage 4 Men
Feel the benefits of a massage in a warm, friendly and relaxed
atmosphere with relaxing music and candles - unwind in comfort. My fee
is £30 for a full hour - fresh towels (and shower facilities if
required). I operate from home in the south side of Edinburgh
conveniently located in EH8 - a 10 minute bus or 5 minute taxi ride from
the city centre. E-mail: Massage_4_men@live.co.uk Please call or text
if you require more information - David 07747 552968. If I should miss
your call please leave a message with a contact number and I will get
back to you. (Genuine calls only and NO withheld numbers please!) I
respect your privacy and discretion is 100% assured. This advert is of a
non sexual nature. 
Massage For Men - Edinburgh
Are you in need of an affirming, masculine, stress busting chill out
guys? Experience the blissful pleasure and benefits of a deeply
relaxing, holistic, sensual, tantric, nurturing full body pampering
massage. Soft lighting, music, soothing natural oils, incense, heated
towels, power shower, grooming items and refreshments avialable within
private city centre sanctuary. Excellent value rates from a qualified,
experienced, caring gay therapist who is friendly, respectful and
sensitive to your needs. £30/£20. Contact Jim 07503 446534. 
Mature Male Masseur
Available by appointment in Perthshire. Cyclists massage. General
sensual massage. Relax with a naturist massage. Contact: 07737 477167.
Experienced Master, 33, offers all forms of BDSM. Fully equipped dungeon
in Glasgow city centre. Can accommmodate. Out/overnight calls. Subs also
available for use. Contact Master James for details: 07766 717767. 
WHERE TO STAY
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All New, All Gay Guesthouses - Edinburgh
Two great locations. Exclusively gay. Easy walk to nightlife. Stylish
rooms, all with TV and video (tapes available). Shared and private
bathrooms. Breakfast available till noon. Non-smoking houses. Easy
parking. Room rates: £29-£49 per night. Call 0131-558 1382 or
Fax 0131-556 8279. WWW: http://www.gayscotland.com/alvahouse/
Edinburgh Rental Apartments
Holiday Accommodation Apartments available in Edinburgh city centre. Gay
Scene Location. Nightly and Weekly rates . Tel: 07966 938055 now.
Website: http://www.EdinburghRentalApartments.com/ 
Rooms to let. B&B with light supper. £20pppn. Double or single rooms
available. Tel: Inverness (01463) 229662. 
Moffat - Dumfriesshire
A small Bed and Breakfast. All rooms en-suite with TV/DVD. Super king
bed available with private facilities. Tel: 01683 221905. E-mail: Mcleancamm1956@btinternet.com. 
Penzance - Cornwall
Small, gay-friendly, period hotel situated with own parking in town
centre. Rooms available en-suite. WWW: http://www.cliffhotelpz.co.uk/ Tel: Penzance (01736) 368888. 
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