Issue 122 - January 2012
BOXES - THE MEET MARKET
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Where To Stay
English Lesbian In Edinburgh
I spend about one weekend a month in Edinburgh and would like to find a
gay woman to meet up with while I am here. I am 57 but young and fit for
Sane And Genuine 55 Year Old
Sane and sincere lesbian looking for friends and maybe someone special.
Likes cinema, walking, quiet nights in.
Sporty And Femme
Honest gay woman would like to meet similar. Enjoy tennis and footie
aged also similar late 40's and femme. Tel: 07974 889401.
Edinburgh Sincere Feminine
Sincere feminine lesbian, likes travel, sunshine and relaxing, meals in
and out, cinema, gym, swimming. Would like to meet feminine professional
40-50 for friendship and fun times. Edinburgh.
Sane Lesbian - 53 Years Old
Sane femme lesbian looking for friends maybe even that special person.
Love to walk with someone, go to the cinema, eat out or quiet nights in.
Get in touch.
Sought by soft/classic butch, 33, in Aberdeen, interested in culture,
high or low, and politics, left and queer. Perhaps we're the ones we've
been waiting for? Let's find out.
Mature guy looking for fun with guy(s) aged 16-26 - probably at my place
in Central Edinburgh. Nothing complicated: love not required although
mutual respect is a must. One off is good, so is longer term fuck buddy.
I'm mostly active but can be versatile if that's what really works for
you. Safer fun only - no barebacking. And a kiss or cuddle can be just
as good as (or better than) anything else - so there are a lot of
options. What have you got to lose by replying and seeing if our
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Cheap Inspector Taggart
Following mild criticism of his usual New Year worship ritual of Alec
Salmond involving wine, women and turkey basters, Taggart attempts to
clean up his act but comes off second best when a universal joint fails.
Will his motor mechanic friend be able to mend his ways? Or will the
Drug Squad take the credit?
27 Year Old Arse Eater Seeks Fit Dude 16-35
I'm a slim, fit, good-looking 27 year old lad, have my own place in the
Edinburgh area. I love licking lads' holes. I'm into rimming, sucking
and kissing. I am looking for a fit, sexy, hoodie, cocky dude 16-35 to
use me regularly as their sex slave. I want to be used especially to eat
arse, take farts, suck cock and suck clean warm, sweaty feet. I really
love younger hoodie type lads, so if you're 16-25 then you will
definitely be my FIRST choice. You can use me and humiliate me on a
regular basis or have me as your submissive boyfriend - in which case I
will remove this ad straight away. I will lick your arse-hole all day
and suck you all day. I love rimming a lad. Note that I do not do anal.
If you fit the criteria, text me 07957 210946 and I will send you my pic
and meet up with you ASAP.
Edinburgh mature student, 54, WLTM younger student(s) in the city for
fun and friendship. Easy going. Non scene. Non smoker. Discretion
Massage technician gives massage and fun in Cumbernauld. Text 07813
Guy, 55, builder, own business, solvent, assertive, seeks father/son
type relationship with boyish looking guy 20-34 willing to relocate to
Romford, Essex. Tel: 07552 902961.
23 Year Old Lonely Prisoner
Looking for penfriends with guys 16+, gay or bi. I am slim, fit, good
looking with a variety of interests. ALA.
Guy, 40, seeks guy 40-55 for fun and possibly more. I have a no limits
policy, so contact me if interested.
Experience Is Important - I Love Good CP
If you are over 25, get in touch. I can accommodate or travel. I am
small, fit, very clean. Retired. Write or call. Allan. Tel: 07767
Contact Me Again
Will the man who tried to contact me in December (SG12025) please try
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Man/boy (50) seeks master/uncle/TV/mistress or elegant bossy femme. Good
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Slim/skinny Guys For Fun In Fife
Middle aged guy in Fife seeks slim/skinny guys for no strings fun. Very
versatile and can accommodate. Discretion assured. Married guys welcome.
Hung Guy - 38
I am looking for clean discreet guys 18-45 for hot action. I can
accommodate. Prefer a bottom guy. I do not take anal myself, but love
I'm a young 55 year old of slim build in the Fife area, into good music,
television and quiet nights in. I would like to meet someone of similar
age for regular and discreet times. If you feel this is what you would
like, then drop me a note and anything you imagined could happen during
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Finally Happy With Being Gay
Like to meet fit gay man for long winter night in the bedroom. Like
films and eating out. I'm 44, fit and look after myself and finally
ready to meet someone. If that's you, why not get in touch?
Looking for Gay/Bi Exp Guys
Single, slim, 6'2", 42 year old bi guy looking for dom guys in
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I am now planning my 2012 holidays and am looking for a fit young bottom
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Is it possible to find gay friends to meet up for social events and not
necessarily want to make out? Older gay male, 60, looking for gay pals
for coffee, exhibitions, etc, etc.
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Professional, suited, 6'1", piercedtattooed, skinhead, very
affectionate, fun-loving, openminded. Looking for lads 16-19, slim-med
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Gay - 35 - Looking For A Lad
Gay in Shetland looking for anyone wanting a holiday at mine. Can pay
travel costs. Students or young guys welcome.
Aberdeen bottom, 37 years old, 5'8", average build, etc. Seeks nice tops
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Sub Bi Guy Looking For Master
40 year old single bi guy, Lanarkshire, looking for mates/dates. Can
Dirty Old Man Wanted
Attractive Mature total bottom anal/oral slut seeks Dirty Old Man.
Looks, and race unimportant (well endowed an advantage), must be as
uninhibited as I am and know how to talk to and treat a slut - If you
think you are up for it and need some horny, perv fun and games, let's
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There has to be a first time for everything! Aged 16-21? Get in touch?
Considerate, experienced, versatile, older guy will talk you through
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limits respected. Total discretion assured. Live in Edinburgh and can
accommodate but may travel if required.
55,looking for some love and affection from women and men of all ages.
Scally Type Sporty Attractive Looking
35, SA, SL, OHAC, honest, caring, can travel or accommodate. Prisoners
can apply. Hobbies: gym, footie, running, pubs, clubs, driving. Casual
dressed and look a lot younger. 16-40. Relationship. Tel: 07503 379678.
Edinburgh based 50something guy seeks morally relaxed women of all ages
for fun and friendship.
60something Male Seeks Assistance With Unreliable Erection
Illness has reduced functionality, possibly temporarily, would you help
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Glasgow Genuine Attractive Guy - 38
Honest caring person, OHAC, 6ft, athletic build, casual dressed, look
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Tel: 07503 379678.
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Massage For Men - Edinburgh
Are you in need of an affirming, masculine, stress busting chill out
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Nude Slow And Sensual Massage
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West Fife - Therapies On A "Pay What You Can" Basis
Hi, my name is Mark and I have created www.rainbowhealing.org.uk for
Mind, Body and Spirit Therapies offering: Massage, Emotional Freedom
Technique (EFT) and Reiki. The credit crunch is affecting some more than
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All New, All Gay Guesthouses - Edinburgh
Two great locations. Exclusively gay. Easy walk to nightlife. Stylish
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parking. Room rates: £29-£49 per night. Call 0131-558 1382 or
Fax 0131-556 8279. WWW: http://www.gayscotland.com/alvahouse/
Cherry Tree Lodge - West Fife
Cherry Tree Lodge is a gay owned, secluded, easily accessible guest
house and retreat space offering bed and breakfast with stunning views
of the Scottish countryside in the Kingdom of Fife. We offer a tranquil,
relaxing space for those exploring the area, business people who want a
more personal experience than a hotel or those just wanting to stay
awhile and be nourished in mind, body and soul. Tel: 01383 851059. It's
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Moffat - Dumfriesshire
A small Bed and Breakfast. All rooms en-suite with TV/DVD. Super king
bed available with private facilities. Tel: 01683 221905. E-mail: Mcleancamm1956@btinternet.com. 
Penzance - Cornwall
Small, gay-friendly, period hotel situated with own parking in town
centre. Rooms available en-suite. WWW: http://www.cliffhotelpz.co.uk/ Tel: Penzance (01736) 368888. 
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