Issue 142 - September 2013
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Brunette Aviemore Woman Seeks Girlfriend
44 years of age, I am a slim intelligent assertive crime novelist. I am
seeking a lesbian/bisexual lady aged 30-60 for a casual/long-term loving
relationship. My interests include rock climbing, alpine skiing, dining
out, homemaking, civilian/military transport and... cats.
Educated feminine woman, middle years, loves wild swimming, music,
writing. Seeks androgynous woman for sincere relationship.
Old copies of Gay News and magazines (no porn) are available for a
donation to charity, or to a good home.
New at Uni or College? Older guy offers discreet first time fun to young
guys. Edinburgh based but can travel.
Guy Remembers The Belt At School
Guy in fifties seeks to meet a genuine retired school teacher who would
belt my hands like I received at school. Prefer someone in North East
Scotland or North of Dundee.
Blair - Please Get In Touch!
You replied to my ad but did not leave a contact address or contact
number. I would like to meet you to see if you can help me get around
Slave Seeks Master 16-35
I'm a slim, fit, good-looking 27 year old lad, 5ft 10in. I have my own
place in the Edinburgh area. I am looking for a gay, bi or straight lad
16-35 who would be up for having me lick and suck their hole very
frequently. I really love eating ass (rimming) and sucking hole. I'm
really into lads 16-24, but I will consider lads up to 35 (depending on
looks, obviously). If you are 16-24 please get in touch ASAP – because
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meeting (by phone or e-mail). If all this sounds good and gets you
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Retired non scene Ayrshire man, 5'8", good build, fit, seeks similar
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Interests: Music, outdoors, walking, farming, theatre, travelling, TV,
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Mature guy looking for fun with guy(s) aged 16-26 - probably at my place
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I'm mostly active but can be versatile if that's what really works for
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Hey, I've not met you and this is crazy. Here's my box number so message
me, maybe? 23, Dun Eideann guy, open return on the Crazy Train. Fancy a
Friends Or More
After 20 years of working in Asia, finally retired from Afghanistan at
the age of 70. Being away so long means I have lost contact with many so
would like to hear from younger men for films, theatre, concerts, etc or
maybe just for a cup of tea!!!
Daddy And Son Role Play Wanted
Looking for sons aged 16-24, also looking for dads aged 35-55. Must be
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Small Cormorant Wanted
Small, fat, hairy old man requires cormorant. Must be 16-26.
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Considerate, experienced, versatile, older guy will talk you through
things at your own pace before getting down to some safe fun. Your
limits respected. Total discretion assured. Live in Edinburgh and can
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56, looking for some love and affection from women and men of all ages.
Intersex Male 64 - Looks 30 - Glasgow
Intersex 64, looks younger, seeks straight female into arts, writing,
music, history, walks, pampering, not football, but also bisexual and
shemale lovers. Never been with a man before. Am curious, looking for
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26 year old genderqueer looking for suitable persons to eat out... with.
It's hard for me... to express how much I want this to happen. Wanna tie
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Edinburgh based 50something guy seeks morally relaxed women of all ages
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Looking For You
I'm a 42 year old medium build professional guy looking for an
attractive professional lady who understands that I am in touch also
with my feminine side. Kind and considerate. I enjoy countryside walks,
exploring, days out, nights in and am interested in the paranormal, etc.
I have a son though he does not live with me but we are very close.
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All New, All Gay Guesthouses - Edinburgh
Two great locations. Exclusively gay. Easy walk to nightlife. Stylish
rooms, all with TV and video (tapes available). Shared and private
bathrooms. Breakfast available till noon. Non-smoking houses. Easy
parking. Room rates: £29-£49 per night. Call 0131-558 1382 or
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BAGs is the largest independently gay owned holiday accommodation
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Cherry Tree Lodge is a gay owned, secluded, easily accessible guest
house and retreat space offering bed and breakfast with stunning views
of the Scottish countryside in the Kingdom of Fife. We offer a tranquil,
relaxing space for those exploring the area, business people who want a
more personal experience than a hotel or those just wanting to stay
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A small Bed and Breakfast. All rooms en-suite with TV/DVD. Super king
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Penzance - Cornwall
Small, gay-friendly, period hotel situated with own parking in town
centre. Rooms available en-suite. WWW: http://www.cliffhotelpz.co.uk/ Tel: Penzance (01736) 368888. 
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