Issue 74a - March 2007
BOXES - THE MEET MARKET
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Where To Stay
Workaholic Seeks Distraction
I'm soon to turn the big 40. I'm kind, generous, good sense of humour,
love animals and a smoker. I'm not much of a drinker but like eating
out, cinema and cosy nights in. I'm a romantic soul. You should also
have a good sense of humour, but not too butch or femme. No baggage. I'm
looking for love. Are you out there?
Young At Heart
I'm a 45 year old, non smoking, gay female with a good sense of humour
and nice personality. I seek femme lady for friendship maybe more. I
enjoy golf, walking, cinema, travelling, eating out and eating in (if
Don't really know how to start. I'll begin by telling you a bit about
me. I haven't had much fun in my life and I'm looking to meet someone
who wants to meet up, then see what happens. I am 5'5", blue eyes,
medium brown, size 10. Please get in touch. I don't judge people on
looks, just personality. I enjoy the cinema and places of interest. I
enjoy making people smile, eating out, and nights in. If I sound like
your kind of girl, get in touch. Race, age, unimportant. Just a good
sense of humour.
Picky Old Man Seeks Younger
49 year old gay man, small (5'6"), fat (16st), balding red hair and
beard, very hairy body, looking for fun and friendship with young
guy(s). You: No piercings (self mutilation is not good or clever),
preferably a full head of hair (no shaved heads - why do you want to be
bald at your age?), smooth chest (shaved is good, naturally smooth is
better), no facial hair, not too slim (I like a bit of plump).I'm
probably far too picky - but then I bet most suitable guys are too! I
can accommodate (Edinburgh) or will travel.
Active guy, 53, 5'7", seeks, passive guy, up to 70+, for long term
53, 5'7", non scene, not greatly experienced. I am looking for an older
passive guy, for a long term friendship.
Relaxed And Open
Gentle, kind, easygoing older gentleman, seeks similar younger lad. I
like to laugh, and I'll always be able to make you smile. I love to
cook. No strings - just good friends with pleasant benefits.
Young guy here looking for men 20-45 to show me the ropes. I would
prefer an active guy but I'm not fussy. I'm into almost everything. I
can travel but not accommodate.
Perth or Dundee
Hey, I'm a good-looking, 19 year old, looking for horny men aged 18-40.
I'm still quite new to all this but I'm willing to try most things.
Pease get in touch.
39 year old, looking to meet Shemale or TV, age unimportant, for frolics
fun and friendship. We'll have good times and generally hang out. I can
accommodate and travel.
Hi, Gentle respectful, mid thirties looking for new friends. I like
Speedos and wet shorts. Open to suggestions. Dundee and area. Non scene.
Linlithgow Male (43)
I recently moved to Linlithgow after living in Edinburgh for 40 years
and as you can imagine it has been quite a culture shock! I'm looking
for guys to be friends with and share my love of Buffy, Angel and toys.
You must be under 30 (ageist I know but I can't lie to you) preferably
bi but gay is OK too, (I'm discretion personified, in fact I invented
it) have your own hair, preferably lots of it and be slim but not size
zero. If you think you can be friends with someone like me, get in
touch. I'm totally single and up for mostly anything as long as it
Looking For Younger Guy To Spoil
Hi, I am 40 years old, run my own business and work hard, now I want to
play. I'm looking for a younger guy for fun. I want to spoil him.
Up, Up And Away!
Frequent Ryanair/easyJet traveller, 50, seeks younger (16-25) companions
for short jaunts abroad and in the UK. Don't do the gay scene generally.
More into local food, drink and culture. Also happy to go out for a pint
or cinema/theatre in Edinburgh.
Married In Inverness
Clean healthy guy wants a special friend. I'm an older man with lots of
life and would like to meet once or twice a week for our mutual
pleasure. I'm willing and happy to bow to your wants and needs. Get in
touch for more details.
Lost Smile - Reward For Recovery
I've lost my smile but I think I know how to get it back. If you are a
struggling student or single guy (16-21) and have a few hours a week to
spare you could help me. It would be very rewarding and I'm sure very
satisfying for you. Me - a successful, mature businessman who does
nothing but work and attend to the baggage that mature people collect.
Aberdeen Slave For Master
Slave seeking Master in Aberdeen area. Tall, good looking, slim, blond,
submissive guy looking to serve.
Looking For Some Fun
Hey, I'm 17 years old, from Stirling, but can travel to Glasgow or
Edinburgh. I'm thin, pretty good looking, 5'8", gay and out to
family/friends. Reply if you're interested.
Middle aged, shy, inexperienced, passive guy seeks guys of a similar age
for no strings fun. I am nonscene, non-smoker, straight acting. Willing
to try most things. Cannot accommodate but can travel.
Hi, I'm a friendly guy from Newcastle who would like to meet a guy, who
is not camp, anywhere in the UK, for friends and then fun.
Males For Fun
I would like to meet men aged 20-45 to use me for the purpose of their
desire. I want to have regular sessions and I'm willing to try almost
anything. If you're interested get back to me!
Older Top Seeks Young Bottom
Do you fancy older guys? This one is 49, 5'7", ready to teach new nephew
types 16- 26 who are hot and willing to learn. Shy boys and any race
I'm a sub, into armpits and yellow and look younger than my actual age
of 58. I'm slim, with smooth skin and would like to meet dominant good
looking guys, aged 18-50. Photo ensures reply. I can accommodate.
Wrestling Partners Wanted
If you are in good shape and enjoy a grapple get in touch with. I'm fit,
muscular, 44 years old. Edinburgh/anywhere.
Midlands Area Of England
Slim, 44, very good looking, seeks similar for fun and friendship, aged
18 to 40. Write soon, all letters answered.
Middle aged versatile Fife guy, looking for slim/skinny guys of any age
for no strings fun. S/L, S/A, non scene, non smoker, I aim to please.
Married and bi guys welcome. I can accommodate and I'm discreet.
I'm 34, slim, with dark hair. Told that I'm very goodlooking. I'm a bit
shy but VWE and non-scene. I seek blond, slim, small, smooth, passive
guy, 18-40, for possible relationship. I can accommodate in Paisley.
I would like to meet hung, uncut masculine men for some safe fun. Any
Strong, stocky and submissive seeks master, any age or race.
Glasgow/anywhere. Photo a must.
Edinburgh lightweight wrestler requires wrestling partners. I'm 10st,
slim, with the full gear, boots, leotard, thong etc. Fun/fantasy bouts
with wrestle oil.
Tall sturdy slave seeks master or dom TV to serve. Also looking for a
bossy elegant femme or Nancy or chubby to worship. I will do housework,
massage and comfort duties.
Need To Be Adored?
Feeling like you're becoming an endangered species? 62 year old male
seeks 18-30 year old guy who has a nonassertive, subservient
personality, but with no extreme preferences. You must adopt an informal
approach to others and be someone who is affectionate and gentle in
private. Would you appreciate being perceived as a most invaluable,
essential pivot in an ideal relationship? Unleash the purifying flame of
passion hidden dormant within your psyche. Separation is painful. Unity
First Time Advert
I seek a dominant master who will train me to serve. Total commitment
offered at all times.
Edinburgh - Glasgow - Central Scotland
Dirty old man (48) looking for young guy (16-21) with enough imagination
to guess the purpose for which he is being sought!
Soul Mate - Glasgow
Approaching 40, youthful, fit, lean, would like to meet younger for fun,
work outs, social events, shopping, theatre, badminton, fun times in and
out. I'm into home décor, massage, maybe groups. No smokers. Veggies
welcome. All letters answered.
Honest Edinburgh Guy HIV+
44, average build, good sense of humour, cropped hair (thinning),
passive/versatile, likes cinema, music, theatre, travel and cats. I
would like to meet friend under 50, to socialise with and enjoy fun… who
knows? Cheers for reading.
I want to arrange overnight parties at my place. Send full details of
your likes and I will make sure that all will come and be fully
Ayrshire - Anywhere
Slim, young 60, 5'7", smart appearance, reliable, passive, would like to
meet discreet active top guy, 48+, for friendship, days out, regular
safe fun. Likes ‘O' and ‘A', videos, can travel weekends. Letters
Adult Baby Fun
Guy who loves dressing as an adult baby, looking to meet interested
guys. I have lots of gear. I am genuine.
North East Mature Guy Seeks Fun Times
Seeking gay and bi guys into cross-dressing for fun times. I'm in the
North East but can travel and accommodate.
Wanted: Sugar Daddy
Slim longhaired hippy with sexy backside, would like to meet a caring
sensitive person for fulfilling fun and games.
Long Hair Good
Any young guys with long hair into older guys? Get in touch!
It All Comes Down To Friction In The End
Cynical 49 year old seeks equally cynical 16-26 year old for fun and
friendship. Strictly non scene.
65 Year Old Cross-dresser
I seek a master or mistress to be trained as a
sissy maid. I'm 100% submissive. You must be over 50 years old. I hope
for fun and games included in training. Maxine.
Bi male, 40's, can meet anywhere! Generous and cheerful.
There has to be a first time for everything! Aged 16-21: get in touch?
Considerate, experienced, versatile, older guy will talk you through
things at your own pace before getting down to some safe fun. Your
limits respected. Total discretion assured. Live in Edinburgh and can
accommodate but will travel if required.
50, looking for some love and affection from women and men of all ages.
Male (43), female (37), good looking, fit, clean shaven, looking for sub
bi male 19- 30. Absolutely no time for picture collectors or time
wasters. Life's too short. Will reply to all. You will not be
Friendly, fit, 50something silver male bear, in Edinburgh, seeks morally
relaxed women of all ages for fun and friendship.
Fri 2nd Mar - Club Eros
You: Tall fairish ginger. Me: Had to leave in a hurry. Would you like to
Looking for anyone who attended Harmony House in Belerno. I was there
1978- 1981, but happy to hear from anyone who attended.
A Hungarian guy living in Vienna would like to contact a young Austrian.
Write: Dr Martino, Hardtmuthgasse 42, A-1100, Wien, Austria.
Penpal contacts with gay men all over the world. Over 120 subscribers in
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Nude Models Required
Glasgow photographer needs cute, fit, smooth, boyish lads aged 18-22 to
pose in stills/video shoots for publication on adult entertainment
website. Earn £110 for a couple of hours work. ID required as proof of
age. More information at http://www.scotmalez.com/ E-mail: firstname.lastname@example.org or simply contact Billy on 07918 602898 [79a]
Cash For Your Body
Photogenic guys can earn £100 cash posing for Mike Arlen who has had 14
glossy magazines published called Mike Arlen's Guys. Send snapshots of
your magnificent body to him: Mike Arlen, Wetherby Studios, 23 Wetherby
Mansions, Earls Court Square, London. SW5 9BH or Phone: 020-7373 1107.
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Looking For Staff
Seeking salespeople for Spanish property shows in Aberdeen, Edinburgh
and Inverness areas. Sundays only. Do you have transport, access to PC,
someone to work with? Commission only. £700 a day expected with
approximately 15 week delay of payments. Full training given to right
person. Contact Sales Manager: 0141-229 1693. 
Experienced photographer needs good looking guys 18-22 for photo and video work for use by adult websites or magazines. Suitable guys will earn £110 for under 2 hours work. Photo ID required as proof of age. Examples at http://www.xpozure4u.co.uk/ E-mail:
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All aspects of accounts to trial balance on computerised or Manual
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In English (including TEFL), French, Latin, Greek and Gaelic, Typing
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Glasgow West End
Sensual, theraputic, friendly, head to toe massage. Slim, toned,
experienced, Australian bloke. Most days, 9am to 6pm, £20 for 30mins,
£35 for 50mins. Call Ian: 07726 898 025. No texting please. Check out
my website WWW: http://ibee.tripod.com/im.htm 
Escort Agency Proves Popular
Versatile Escorts may only have been in business for a few months, but
their reputation for honest, responsible and reliable service has been a
hit with Scots customers. Clients are spoken to with respect. At £120 an
hour, I think that's the very least you deserve! Calls are always
returned, and in the unlikely event you cannot be helped there is no
hyperbole, you are told and helped to find something which works, for
you, our customer. Versatile's escorts are of all ages, from 18 upwards
and in all parts of the country. Unlike some agencies, all escorts are
personally interviewed. Versatile Escorts has companions all over
Scotland and can be contacted on Freefone 0800 038 6969 (National
number: 0131- 510 5102). 
21 - tall, dark and handsome Glasgow guy. Can travel throughout Scotland
given notice, available evenings. Call 07094 292428. [74a]
18 year old gay guy. Boyish and cute with a slim, smooth and toned body.
This hung and horny active Dundee boy can travel throughout Scotland.
Call 07050 174700. [74a]
18 year old straight acting and looking Glasgow lad. Attractive, slim,
smooth, hung and horny active guy. Can accommodate in Glasgow or visit
you anywhere! Call 0709 429 5237 [74a]
Russian Masseur In Glasgow
Experience the unforgettable moments of a relaxed, full body, Swedish or
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Professional experienced and friendly guy. Call 07908 679308. [74a]
Massage For Men - Edinburgh
Great relaxing, holistic, sensual, full body pampering in nurturing
masculine environment. City Centre. £30 - 1hr, £25 - Regular Clients,
£15 Students. Excellent Value. Jim: Qualified, experienced, caring and
professional. 0131-557 4643. 
Enjoy a strong relaxing full body massage with oils. In/out calls.
Perth/Fife area. Give me a call. Bill 01577 830386. [74a]
Swedish Massage In Edinburgh
Professional masseur with long experience of both remedial and relaxing
massage working from home on Tuesdays - Thursdays and Saturdays. For
more information, see my web page http://www.masseur.
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Relaxing Massage In Edinburgh
Fully qualified massage therapist registered with Scottish massage
therapist organisation. I offer different treatments at my or your
place. Professional. Call evenings on 07876 748140. [74a]
WHERE TO STAY
Do You Have Somewhere Friendly To Stay?
Let our readers know that you welcome them! Fill in the form below or
Tel: John on 0131-539 0666.
All New, All Gay Guesthouses - Edinburgh
Two great locations. Exclusively gay. Easy walk to nightlife. Stylish
rooms, all with TV and video (tapes available). Shared and private
bathrooms. Breakfast available till noon. Non-smoking houses. Easy
parking. Room rates: £29-£49 per night. Call 0131-558 1382 or Fax
0131-556 8279. WWW: http://www.gayscotland.com/alvahouse/ 
House To Let For Holidays
For long and short stays - Portgower/Helmsdale/Sutherland. 2 double
bedrooms and all other facilities. Terms apply. Tel: Murdo (01463)
Caravan Holiday Homes
For sale from £11,995 on gay friendly holiday park in scenic South West
Scotland, with spectacular views over the Solway and Criffle Hills. Your
own private and peaceful retreat with fantastic facilities and
entertainment. Call Teresa for details 07783 088275. [80a]
Have A Break
Come and stay at Auntie Ruth's Guest House in Skegness, Lincolnshire.
Open all year, no single supplement, home cooking. Pets welcome. Nature
Reserve, seaside attractions and shops all a few minutes walk away. Tel:
(01754) 767804. [79a]
Penzance - Cornwall
Small, gay-friendly, period hotel situated with own parking in town
centre. Rooms available en-suite. WWW: http://www.cliffhotelpz.co.uk/ Tel: (01736) 368888. 
Quality 4 Star Rated B&B Near To Inverness
Located on the Black Isle, its quiet rural location is just perfect for
walking cycling and touring the Highlands, or even just relaxing.
Telephone Chris or Paul on 01463 811779. 
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