Issue 80a - March 2008
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Where To Stay
Lesbian, 49, new to Oban area and looking for friends. Enjoy
walking, birdwatching, cycling, quiet nights in blethering!
Sensual female musician looking for attractive straight looking/acting
woman who would like to experience some real romance and maybe more.
Photo appreciated but not essential.
Looking For Casual Relaxing Fun With Younger Guy(s)
Just looking for fun with guy(s) aged 16-26 - probably at my place in
Central Edinburgh. Nothing complicated: love not required although
mutual respect is a must. One off is good, so is longer term fuck buddy.
I'm mostly active but can be versatile if that's what really works for
you. Safer fun only - no barebacking. And a kiss or cuddle can be just
as good as (or better than) anything else - so there are a lot of
options. What have you got to lose by replying and seeing if our
needs/desires are compatible? Other than your virginity which is soon
gone with this poof!
Lonely And Bored
17 year old male virgin in Forfar area, looking for fun, down for pretty
much anything. Especially wouldn't say no to bondage. Limited travel but
will make an effort for the right guy.
Shetland Wants Fun
Gay Shetland male, 34, wants to hear from anyone visiting our beautiful
islands. Get in touch as I am always looking for new friends. Will help
students with travel costs plus you are welcome to stay at mine.
Any retired or former teachers who still enjoy or approve of the belt
please get in touch. Guy in late 40's seeks hands warmed regularly by
genuine school teacher who has his school tawse. Hands crossed out to
the front as per schooldays.
I'm a relatively inexperienced gay guy looking for some teaching. I'm 36
years old, slim, smooth, fit and very horny. I'm a genuinely friendly,
honest person with a funny sense of humour. ALAWP. Any age.
16 Year Old Seeks Fun With Older
Tall, blond, fairly muscular 16 year old seeking older (18-30) for
"fun". Lives in Glasgow area. Up for anything. Up for no strings
attached if preferred.
Brains But No Brawn Seeks Same
Hi! I'm 43, average-looking, 5'8" with short dark (and slightly greying,
sadly) hair, and looking for a skinny bloke (any age 16-50) for nights
in and out (not the pub if you're 16, obviously). I'm intelligent,
articulate, down to earth and the possessor of a marvellous sense of humour.
No-strings fun great; long-term relationship an absolute bonus.
Small, Fat, Old, Hairy, Bearded, Ginger Seeks Fun With Young, Smooth Guy
Small (5'6"), fat (15st), old (50), balding red hair and beard, very
hairy body, looking for fun and friendship with young (16-22) guy. You:
No piercings (self mutilation is not good or clever), preferably a full
head of hair (no shaved heads - why do you want to be bald at your
age?), smooth chest (shaved is good, naturally smooth is better), no
facial hair, not anorexic (I like a bit of plump - although slim is OK).
I'm probably far too picky - but then I bet most suitable guys are too!
I can accommodate (Edinburgh) or will travel.
Active Guy, 54, 5'7", Non Scene
Seeks a smooth skined, passive guy, 21-70+, for long term
friendship/relationship. All genuine answers will be replied to.
Glasgow, Edinburgh, anywhere.
Ex Dom (53) Seeking New Boi
Experienced Top (53) seeking to meet younger looking to have LTR within
strict traditional atmosphere. Genuine and honest only. No timewasters,
Want Summer Fun?
Any young guys want to spend summer holidays in Shetland Isles with a
young gay guy? Own place. Just want lots of fun. Honest, genuine,
looking for same.
I am Gary, aged 58 and will soon be 59. I am 5'22 and weigh 12st 10lb. I
am looking for someone who is OK with the older man, someone 25-37 years
old. I like to go away and also have a good time with my friends. I have
a nice home and garden too.
Looking For Good Looking Dominant
Submissive and compliant Gay Oriental living in Aberdeen looking for a
goodlooking and absolutely dominant master. Age 20-45, slightly
overweight is OK. Am very much into oral and very good at it. Photo
please, returned with mine.
Scally Seeks Convincing TV/TS
Currently in Her Majesty's Hotel, late 30's, bored and lonely, looking
for above, dresses in schoolgirl uniform, etc for correspondence and
leading to loads of fun and more.
Sub slave seeks master or a TV or femme type to serve and adore. Will do
housework in tight pants and submit to discipline and training. Central
Get In Touch
Ayrshire, genuine gay youthful 60 year old, 5'7", slim, smart appearance
with cute bum, would like to meet discreet active mature gay anywhere
for friendship, safe mutual fun times in.
Corpulent Master Expanding Stable
Big heavy master requires house slaves. Slaves must be plump or fat and
be genuinely willing to serve and obey a large meaty master and worship
Let Me Squeeze Your Spots
Spotty face? Blackheads? If you're 16-26, let me squeeze them for you.
And then I can squeeze your other bits too! A face photo would be good.
22 year old gay lad looking for penpals (18-25) while in prison. With
hope of getting together when released.
Totally passive seeks a master to serve. I will accept training. I'm
fully domesticated, loyal and keen to please. I'll re-locate to please.
Adult Baby Nappy Plastic Pants
Glasgow guy wants to meet other guys for AB fun, nappy fun. Have lots of
gear. Let's go out for beers in our nappies and plastic pants.
Well endowed exhibitionist, 38, WLTM single guys/couples into taking
photos or video for mutual pleasure.
Oriental passive male, 50, professional, smooth, delicious and
attractive seeks friends in Aberdeen and Aberdeenshire for gentle loving
or passionate encounter. Cannot accommodate but can travel. Discretion
Dirty Old Man Seeks Banal
Aged 16-26? Into older guys? Why not come and join me in my large spa
Devoted full grown man/boy seeks master 18-75. I am available for
private viewing and inspection and for housework and comfort duties.
Lonely Guy - Manchester
62 year old guy would like to meet guy 55-75 for 1-2-1. Willing to
relocate if necessary.
Up Up And Away!
Frequent flier with Ryanair and easyJet seeks young companion for
overseas visits. I'm 50, you should be 16-26. Must have passport. Send
photo and full details. SG80136.
Looking For House Slaves
38 year old top looking for submissive house slaves for all domestic and
personal services. Age not important but willingness and obedience
Slave Boy For Guys 16-30
Hot, slim 25 year old, live near Edinburgh. I want masters. I am happy
to worship any 16-30 year old guy who wants a slave boy for the evening
or life. I'm into discipline, scat, watersports and brown fun. If you
want a free fun session at my place, get in touch.
Heavy Big Master
Seeks a slave, 18-65. Must be plump and preferably hairy and be devoted
to service to the larger heavier man and to body worship.
Glasgow Bi Guy
Fiftysomething bi guy, 6ft, medium/heavy build, seeks fun and
friendship. Not seeking relationship but don't rule it out. Accommodate
or travel around Glasgow. ALA.
Master Wanted Aged 16-30
I'm slim, 25, Edinburgh. I would like a dominant master to humiliate me
- including watersports and scat. Write to me with mobile number.
I Want To Be Gentle
50something guy in Edinburgh (but will travel) looking for firm but
gentle encounters with young guys 16-26. I'm hairy. You should be
smooth. Please send photo which will be returned with mine.
Looking For You
I moved down to Manchester from Scotland (Ayrshire) in 1994 and lost
touch with everyone. Looking for new Scottish friends (16-35) for
friendship or even relationship.
It All Comes Down To Friction In The End
Would you like some in your end too? Jovial 50 year old guy seeks 16-22
year old for mutually pleasurable activities.
There has to be a first time for everything! Aged 16-21? Get in touch?
Considerate, experienced, versatile, older guy will talk you through
things at your own pace before getting down to some safe fun. Your
limits respected. Total discretion assured. Live in Edinburgh and can
accommodate but will travel if required.
51, looking for some love and affection from women and men of all ages.
Scally Cute Scottish Sporty Male 33 Bi
Look about 27. Honest caring. Own flat/car. Can travel/accommodate.
Straight acting/looking. Casual dressed. Pubs, clubs, holidays,
football. Look to meet 16-35 bi/gay friends/relationship.
Edinburgh based 50something guy seeks morally relaxed women of all ages
for fun and friendship.
Straight Lady Seeks Bi Gent
Intelligent slim brunette, 39, would like to meet a bisexual
professional man, 45-55 years old, for a loving long term relationship.
Regular threesomes with a mutual male friend would certainly spice up
one's lovelife. Inverness-shire.
Older Woman Wanted
I want to meet an older woman for fun, romance and passion. Age is only
a number - I welcome all! I can travel.
You were at the Glasgow Pride 2006 and were in the ScotsGay Magazine of
that month, you had very spikey hair and an "I'm here I'm queer" t-shirt
on. I would love to get to know you as I think I have a crush on you!
Please contact me at this e-mail address so that I can find out if
there's a chance you might like me too? You never know! Even if you are
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Good Catch Seeks LTR
Affluent silver daddy in USA seeks LTR with 35-50 year old. If
masculine, well educated, willing to live in USA 6 months/year, let's
exchange profiles and photos. Write: Jacques Denier, 4908 Little Mill
Road, Stockton, MD 21864, USA.
Reasonably priced accomodation sought for Edinburgh Festival season for
5 actors appearing in a gay play at The Pleasance. Central location
preferred. E-mail Paul: firstname.lastname@example.org.
Loveable gay horny guy who is friendly and caring required to assist
partially disabled guy part time in comfortable house near Perth,
dressing and undressing and other personal light duties. Good wage and
conditions on main bus route. Free furnished accommodation, gas,
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companionship. Please apply with full particulars to
Box SG80105. [80a]
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Photogenic guys can earn £100 cash posing for Mike Arlen who has had 14
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your magnificent body to him: Mike Arlen, Wetherby Studios, 23 Wetherby
Mansions, Earls Court Square, London. SW5 9BH or Phone: 020-7373 1107.
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Looking For Staff
Seeking salespeople for Spanish property shows in Aberdeen, Edinburgh
and Inverness areas. Sundays only. Do you have transport, access to PC,
someone to work with? Commission only. £700 a day expected with
approximately 15 week delay of payments. Full training given to right
person. Contact Sales Manager: 0141-229 1693. 
Experienced photographer needs good looking guys 18-22 for photo and video work for use by adult websites or magazines. Suitable guys will earn £110 for under 2 hours work. Photo ID required as proof of age. Examples at http://www.xpozure4u.co.uk/ E-mail:
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more mature gentleman and his admirers. Write to: CAFFMOS, PO Box 2087,
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Glasgow City Centre
Horny versatile tanned and toned, slim and smooth, tatooed and pierced,
offers friendly massage. In calls and out calls. 24/7. Tel: 07979
New gay escort service and all other things. Tel: Inverness (01463)
229662 or 07732 543629. [80a]
Top 2 Toe sensual hot cream body massage. Showering facilities
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Swedish and holistic massage, waxing, scrubs, facials, thread veins and
skin tags removed, body piercing by qualified insured male
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Massage For Guys - Edinburgh
Experience a full body Swedish Massage using deep tissue manipulation
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Offered by fully qualified and friendly guy based in Edinburgh near Holy
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- £30 (£15) for students. Phone 07983 422652 or E-mail: Massage-for-Men-Edinburgh@hotmail.co.uk
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0131-557 4643. [83a]
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WHERE TO STAY
All New, All Gay Guesthouses - Edinburgh
Two great locations. Exclusively gay. Easy walk to nightlife. Stylish
rooms, all with TV and video (tapes available). Shared and private
bathrooms. Breakfast available till noon. Non-smoking houses. Easy
parking. Room rates: £29-£49 per night. Call 0131-558 1382 or Fax 0131-556 8279.
WWW: http://www.gayscotland.com/alvahouse/ 
B&B On Loch Ness 4 Star
Pottery House: Beautiful location, outstanding rooms, luxury on-suites,
homecooked breakfasts. Gay run. See why we were runners up in the 2006
Highland Tourism Awards. Phone John or Glen on Inverness (01463) 751267.
WWW: http://www.potteryhouse.co.uk/ [80a]
Cardiff - Wales
An exclusive gay and lesbian boutique B&B, close to scene and city
centre, luxury styled rooms, many extras, rates from £39 per room inc
gourmet breakfast. Low cost flights direct to city. WWW: http://www.tyrosa.com/
Tel: 0845 643 9962. [85a]
Edinburgh City Centre Accommodation
Apartments City Centre in Gay Scene. Luxury self catering
accommodation. Contact 07966 938055 and visit WWW: http://www.edinburghrentalapartments.com/
Edward Hotel - Blackpool
Gay and Lesbian Friendly Guest house. Licensed Bar. 3 course breakfast.
On the top corner of the Gay Village in the heart of Gay Blackpool,
TV/CD welcome. Day visits available. Pet friendly. Mostly couples and
small groups. WWW: http://www.edwardhotel.co.uk/ Tel: Blackpool (01253) 624271. 
House To Let For Holidays
For long and short stays - Portgower/Helmsdale/Sutherland. 2 double
bedrooms and all other facilities. Terms apply. Tel: Murdo on Inverness (01463)
Inverness 3 Star Melrose Villa Guest House
Friendly gay run. Town Centre 5 mins. All rooms en suite. Fab
breakfasts. Great beds! Relax, make fiends with likeminded people. Cum,
stay, seey, yourself! Tel: Kenny on Inverness (01463) 233745. WWW: http://www.melrosevilla.com/
North West Highlands
Friendly and relaxed B&B with spectacular mountain views. All
bedrooms are spacious with en-suite facilities. Ideal for walking,
climbing, cycling or touring. Ken and Martin. Tel: 01320 340356. WWW: http://www.bedandbreakfast-glenmoriston.co.uk/ 
Penzance - Cornwall
Small, gay-friendly, period hotel situated with own parking in town
centre. Rooms available en-suite. WWW: http://www.cliffhotelpz.co.uk/ Tel: Penzance (01736) 368888. 
Pets Are Welcome
At Auntie Ruth's Guest House in Skegness, Lincolnshire. Lovely walking
country and miles of sandy beach as well as the town centre are just
yards away. Open all year. No single supplement and cross-dressers can
feel at ease. Call Auntie Ruth now on Skegness (01754) 767804. WWW: http://www.auntieruths.co.uk/ [86a]
Quality 4 Star Rated B&B Near To Inverness
Located on the Black Isle, its quiet rural location is just perfect for
walking cycling and touring the Highlands, or even just relaxing.
Telephone Chris or Paul on 01463 811779. WWW: http://www.kinneskie.co.uk/ [83a]
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