Issue 82 - June 2008
BOXES - THE MEET MARKET
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Where To Stay
Sexy female seeks sexy femme for illicit liaisons and secret rendevous
and more. Don't be shy! Let me show you the way. Why not send a photo?
I'm looking for a sexy woman for fun times.
Small, Fat, Old, Hairy, Bearded, Ginger Seeks Fun With Young, Smooth Guy
Small (5'6"), fat (15st), old (50), balding red hair and beard, very
hairy body, looking for fun and friendship with young (16-22) guy. You:
No piercings (self mutilation is not good or clever), preferably a full
head of hair (no shaved heads - why do you want to be bald at your
age?), smooth chest (shaved is good, naturally smooth is better), no
facial hair, not anorexic (I like a bit of plump - although slim is OK).
I'm probably far too picky - but then I bet most suitable guys are too!
I can accommodate (Edinburgh) or will travel.
A recently retired professional man planning a trip of some 10 weeks to
Thai, Oz and NZ between March and May. Am "generally considered" well
preserved. Have a wide range of interests from sport to the arts. Have a
bent for mentoring younger men. Am considering taking along, as a
companion, a guy aged between 16 and 21. He must be, inter alia,
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accorded. If interested, send a wee note about your background,
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Palestine - Olive Picking - October
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Glasgow 32, looks 25, straight acting/looking, cute, athletic build,
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35 year old, just released from prison after serving 15 years. I am
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years to make up) and friendship. Edinburgh only please.
I Can't Be Arsed
Asperger's guy in 50's, can no longer be bothered with feigning interest
in the usual mating rituals. If you're an Aspie aged 16-26, let's have a
bit of fun together. It may only last for an hour - or it could become
regular. No social skills means no bullshit. Non Aspies welcome too.
Older Support For Younger
43 year old genuine guy in the Scottish Highlands looking for 18-25ish
for fun and poss LTR. Have flat to share and offer genuine supportive
As I suffer from long term illnesses, I have tried to find friends
through ScotsGay, and although I did find some, was not able to keep in
touch. I would very much love them to re-contact me, if they would be so
kind, or anyone else for that matter. I am 61, have a walking
disibility, and am not able to travel much. Would love to have full sex,
and can assure you of a very warm welcome to my house. Love to cook,
love all kinds of music, and a VGSH. Thank you for reading my ad.
Joe, 39, good looking, straight acting, fit, loves the gym, theatre,
going out on the scene or straight bars, looking for similar guys for
nights out in Glasgow. Sick of standing at the bar on my tod, mates all
straight. Please no older than 40, sporty guys prefered. I love my
football. Mates only. Sorry, this sounds really clinical.
Fife - Mature 70 - Young Spirit
Looking for friendship only, any age, with genuine interest in theatre,
music, art. Anywhere in Fife. Kirkcaldy based. Make contact soon in this
wilderness. Face photo good. ALA.
Seeking Orientals And Coloured Guys
64 year old guy, Edinburgh based, seeks Orintals and coloured guys for
discreet day or night fun. No age limit. Can accommodate.
Attractive Genuine Guy
Blue eyes, 5'10", toned, slim body, dark hair, 34, seeks genuine honest
guy for fun, friendship and possible relationship. Any age/area. All
16 Year Old Master Wanted
Fit, tall, slim, 26 year old submissive gay guy would like to meet a 16
year old dominant master who would dump on me and control me. Into brown
fun. Got own place. Ages up to 30 will be considered. Text me: 07936
Caring Dad Type Seeks Sons
Caring, playful, early thirties dad type. Would like to find single
sons, 16-22, athletic-medium build, to start relationship with. Send
snail mail with photos please.
Come On Over
East coast Fife guy, 30, wishes to meet guys from anywhere for: coffee,
drinks, parties, BBQs, outdoor events. Looking for friendship only. No
Looking For Casual Relaxing Fun With Younger Guy(s)
Just looking for fun with guy(s) aged 16-26 - probably at my place in
Central Edinburgh. Nothing complicated: love not required although
mutual respect is a must. One off is good, so is longer term fuck buddy.
I'm mostly active but can be versatile if that's what really works for
you. Safer fun only - no barebacking. And a kiss or cuddle can be just
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Bi guy, 50's, loves hard men in soft lingerie. I'm, 6ft, heavy build.
Age/looks less important than sense of fun. Can accommodate. ALA. Let me
Up Up And Away!
Frequent flier with Ryanair and easyJet seeks young companion for
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photo and full details.
Town Or Country
Genuine, youthful, 59, slim, 5'7", smart appearance, would like to meet
discreet active top gay for relationship. Likes cuddles, kissing and O
and A, but a one off sexy session would be nice too!
Mature Guy For Active Black Guy
Mature professional guy, late 50's, in Glasgow looking for active black
guy for friendship and possible relationship.
Daddy Knows Best
Black, handsome, tall guy with slim smooth body. 25, caring, loving and
honest. Looking for a warm hearted man for LTR.
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Single genuine guy, fifties, clean shaven, good physique, seeks young
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It All Comes Down To Friction In The End
Would you like some in your end too? Jovial 50 year old guy seeks 16-22
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There has to be a first time for everything! Aged 16-21? Get in touch?
Considerate, experienced, versatile, older guy will talk you through
things at your own pace before getting down to some safe fun. Your
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Female Wanted - Aberdeen Area
Guy, 39, looking for a female who is into spanking guys. I am
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lesbian couple. Please reply as genuine.
- Edinburgh based 50something guy seeks morally relaxed women of all ages
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Straight Lady Seeks Bi Gent
Intelligent slim brunette, 39, would like to meet a bisexual
professional man, 45-55 years old, for a loving long term relationship.
Regular threesomes with a mutual male friend would certainly spice up
one's lovelife. Inverness-shire.
You were at the Glasgow Pride 2006 and were in the ScotsGay Magazine of
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Good looking, honest, intelligent, manly Ukranian lad, 28, green eyes,
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Required by busy Scottish sailing centre for 2008 season. Applicants
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All New, All Gay Guesthouses - Edinburgh
Two great locations. Exclusively gay. Easy walk to nightlife. Stylish
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WWW: http://www.gayscotland.com/alvahouse/ 
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Pottery House: Beautiful location, outstanding rooms, luxury en-suites,
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WWW: http://www.potteryhouse.co.uk/ [86a]
Cardiff - Wales
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gourmet breakfast. Low cost flights direct to city. WWW: http://www.tyrosa.com/
Tel: 0845 643 9962. [85a]
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Edward Hotel - Blackpool
Gay and Lesbian Friendly Guest house. Licensed Bar. 3 course breakfast.
On the top corner of the Gay Village in the heart of Gay Blackpool,
TV/CD welcome. Day visits available. Pet friendly. Mostly couples and
small groups. WWW: http://www.edwardhotel.co.uk/ Tel: Blackpool (01253) 624271. 
Inverness 3 Star Melrose Villa Guest House
Friendly gay run. Town Centre 5 mins. All rooms en suite. Fab
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North West Highlands
Friendly and relaxed B&B with spectacular mountain views. All
bedrooms are spacious with en-suite facilities. Ideal for walking,
climbing, cycling or touring. Ken and Martin. Tel: 01320 340356.
WWW: http://www.bedandbreakfast-glenmoriston.co.uk/ 
Penzance - Cornwall
Small, gay-friendly, period hotel situated with own parking in town
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Pets Are Welcome
At Auntie Ruth's Guest House in Skegness, Lincolnshire. Lovely walking
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Quality 4 Star Rated B&B Near To Inverness
Located on the Black Isle, its quiet rural location is just perfect for
walking cycling and touring the Highlands, or even just relaxing.
Telephone Chris or Paul on 01463 811779. WWW: http://www.kinneskie.co.uk/ [83a]
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