Issue 84 - October 2008
BOXES - THE MEET MARKET
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Where To Stay
Cuddly Bi Femme
Seeks similar for friends, NSF, LTR. Enjoys festivals, green ideals,
SciFi, the fey, live music, AAL, GSOH, OH. West Lothian.
Looking For Casual Relaxing Fun With Younger Guy(s)
Just looking for fun with guy(s) aged 16-26 - probably at my place in
Central Edinburgh. Nothing complicated: love not required although
mutual respect is a must. One off is good, so is longer term fuck buddy.
I'm mostly active but can be versatile if that's what really works for
you. Safer fun only - no barebacking. And a kiss or cuddle can be just
as good as (or better than) anything else - so there are a lot of
options. What have you got to lose by replying and seeing if our
needs/desires are compatible? Other than your virginity which is soon
gone with this poof!
Seeking Gay Oriental
43 year old, Edinburgh based guy - tall, slim and some body hair, seeks
younger,(18-30) slim/skinny Oriental guy for fun and good times.
100% passive guy
I`m a 100% passive guy in the Renfrew/Paisley area, 57, and still
single. Looking for a top bi or gay man, who's masculine and manly,
muscled and hairy for horny regular meets. Can accommodate and really
only into lots of sexy vanilla... interested?
On The Rim
I enjoy being rimmed for long periods - nothing else at all. I don't do
anything back sorry in any manner. I am 66 years old, 5'8" tall and
weigh 10st 9lb. Slim athletic body. David, Liverpool. Please send sae.
First Year Student?
Bit shy and not sure if this is for you? Mature friendly guy offers
total discretion to beginners.
Large Build 40, Seeks Older 50+
Large built bi guy, 40, seeks older 50+ who can accommodate in
Renfrewshire area. Prefer clean shaven into O & A (me top), must like
Edinburgh man, slim, smooth, early 50's looking for playmates for fun
times midweek afternoons or evenings. Anything considered, emphasis on
fun, frolics, fooling around, physical pleasures and mutual
Early retired guy, single, looking around for new friends and new
beginnings. Not into bright lights and fast living, preferring a more
sedate foxtrot of life. Of Oriental origin for those who feel it
Mature Sub CD
There are times I can be a complete mature slut to a good master. Living
outside Dumbarton I am seeking a reliable master to fulfill his sexual
desires. Little is off limits. Offering a wide variety of sexual
scenarios to say nothing of a warm moist mouth and offering alternative
ports. Cross dressing is limited to my black suspenders, black
stockings, tipped with high heel shoes and of course occasionally see
through panties also in black. The proposed meeting would require
daytime hours only. Please, I beg you, no time wasters.
I Can't Be Arsed
Asperger's guy in 50's, can no longer be bothered with feigning interest
in the usual mating rituals. If you're an Aspie aged 16-26, let's have a
bit of fun together. It may only last for an hour - or it could become
regular. No social skills means no bullshit. Non Aspies welcome too.
26 year old Irish guy living in Edinburgh. Older looking. 6", 13st,
somewhat beefy, blond with full beard. Sexually versatile. Interests are
cinema, music and sports exercise. Looking for older bear-type guy
(35-55) in decent shape for no strings attached fun.
Ginger Minger Seeks Young, Smooth Guy
Small (5'6"), fat (15st), old (50), balding red hair and beard, very
hairy body, looking for fun and friendship with young (16-22) guy. You:
No piercings (self mutilation is not good or clever), preferably a full
head of hair (no shaved heads - why do you want to be bald at your
age?), smooth chest (shaved is good, naturally smooth is better), no
facial hair, not anorexic (I like a bit of plump - although slim is OK).
I'm probably far too picky - but then I bet most suitable guys are too!
I can accommodate (Edinburgh) or will travel.
Hi! I'm a good looking guy. I'm 5'11", slim, work as part time model.
I'm looking for a rich sugar daddy who can be in a relationship already.
I have a cigar fetish so guy must be willing to smoke cigars.
Horny Older Gay Bear
I'm a very horny 57 year old gay bear, 100% passive, ideally looking for
a 35-50 year old top or versatile muscled/hairy man who, perhaps is
looking for a permanent lodger/lover in and around the Glasgow area. You
would ideally be looking for very regular fun on a daily basis. I'm very
clean, inside and out and I'm also a smoker. I don't do drugs or go
clubbing and seldom drink, prefering fun and staying in.
Up Up And Away!
Frequent flier with Ryanair and easyJet seeks young companion for
overseas visits. I'm 50, you should be 16-26. Must have passport. Send
photo and full details.
Cameron Is Looking
For genuine friends from 38 to 69. So, don't be lonely, drop him a line
and see if you've a friendship to be made. Cameron is 32, honest and
very reliable. Over to you!
26 Year Old Dude Seeks Slim 16-30
I'm a slim, gym fit, full of fun 26 year old lad (32" waist). Got own
place near Edinburgh. I would like to meet a slim lad 16-30 for regular
fun times and a possible relationship. I don't mine where you live as
you could stay at weekends with me. I love trakkie lads, trainers,
footie lads, etc. I am also into brown fun and would love to get dumped
on by a hot trakie lad. I love to be dominated and to give loads of
satisfaction. I'm really looking for a master - if you're younger than
26, that would be an additional turn on for me. Write to me or just text
on 07936 488454.
Dirty Old Man Seeks Banal
Aged 16-26? Into older guys? Why not come and join me in my large spa
Glasgow Passive Seeks Active Top
Mid 40's guy, slim, short crop, GSOH, sorted, SA, SL, NS, passive, seeks
active top guy for fun and friendship. General interests. Discretion
Let Me Squeeze Your Zits
Spotty face? Blackheads? If you're 16-26, let me squeeze them for you.
And then I can squeeze your other bits too! A face photo would be good.
Attractive Sporty Male
Honest, caring, genuine gay guy, 6ft, athletic build, cute looking,
loves O and A. Own house and car. Can accommodate/travel. Wants to meet
16-35 for friendship/relationship. Bi or gay.
Have fun with me on Xmas or New Year's Day and I'll provide you with a
free Xmas or New Year dinner. I am 13 miles from Glasgow. You must have
I'm a painter on the dole and xcessively rich. Looking for someone
around 37 years old. I'll turn you into a piece of art. (No, you can't
Older Submissive Wanted
Sugar daddy wanted for young looking 30 year old looking for older
submissive man 65+ for holidays and meals in or out. Possible LTR.
Hairy Bear (50)
Seeks cub (under 26). Your cave or mine!
Glasgow - Lanarkshire
Genuine mid 40's guy, sorted, GSOH, 5'11", slim, short crop, totally
passive. Looking for active top for fun and friendship on a regular
basis. Discretion assured.
It Would Be Nice
To meet a young guy (16-26) who for once didn't want to be beaten,
humiliated or paid and was just into nice cuddly mutually enjoyable fun
with an older guy (51). But I'm probably not being realistic. Feel free
to prove me wrong.
It All Comes Down To Friction In The End
Would you like some in your end too? Jovial 50 year old guy seeks 16-22
year old for mutually pleasurable activities.
There has to be a first time for everything! Aged 16-21? Get in touch?
Considerate, experienced, versatile, older guy will talk you through
things at your own pace before getting down to some safe fun. Your
limits respected. Total discretion assured. Live in Edinburgh and can
accommodate but may travel if required.
51, looking for some love and affection from women and men of all ages.
Bi fit gent, 50's, available daytime. Into massage, giving and
receiving, lady or gent.
Scally Lad - 35 - Cute Attractive Bi Guy
Honest caring person, casual dressed, medium build, own car/flat,
straight acting/looking. Hobbies: gym, football, cinema. Hope to meet
gay/bi guy for fun, friendship/relationship. 17-36. Can accommodate.
Bisexual male, 56, VVWE, clean, seeks slim slutty crossdresser age 30 to
50 for fun times. Can accommodate.
Gay Bad Boy Looking For Fem Guys
5'10", brown eyes, brown hair, 30, in prison just now, needing love.
Send photo if you can. I'll be waiting, boys.
Edinburgh based 50something guy seeks morally relaxed women of all ages
for fun and friendship.
Straight Lady Seeks Bi Gent
Intelligent slim brunette, 39, would like to meet a bisexual
professional man, 45-55 years old, for a loving long term relationship.
Regular threesomes with a mutual male friend would certainly spice up
one's lovelife. Inverness-shire.
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30 countries. To join is free: send your ad. Only subscribers get the
booklet with all data and addresses by enclosing £5. INTERGAY,
Voorstraat 12-A, 4033 AD Lienden, Netherlands.
Edinburgh - Houseboy Wanted
Houseboy wanted for light household duties, cleaning, etc. 4-5 hours per
week - £10 per hour. Please apply with full personal duties and contact
telephone number. Thanks.
Loveable gay horny guy who is friendly and caring required to assist
partially disabled guy part time in comfortable house near Perth,
dressing and undressing and other personal light duties. Good wage and
conditions on main bus route. Free furnished accommodation, gas,
electricity and community charge offered for hands-on friendship and
companionship. Please apply with full particulars to
Box SG84005. 
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Photogenic guys can earn £100 cash posing for Mike Arlen who has had 14
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your magnificent body to him: Mike Arlen, Wetherby Studios, 23 Wetherby
Mansions, Earls Court Square, London. SW5 9BH or Phone: 020-7373 1107.
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Looking For Staff
Seeking salespeople for Spanish property shows in Aberdeen, Edinburgh
and Inverness areas. Sundays only. Do you have transport, access to PC,
someone to work with? Commission only. £700 a day expected with
approximately 15 week delay of payments. Full training given to right
person. Contact Sales Manager: 0141-229 1693. 
Experienced photographer needs good looking guys 18-22 for photo and video work for use by adult websites or magazines. Suitable guys will earn £110 for under 2 hours work. Photo ID required as proof of age. Examples at http://www.xpozure4u.co.uk/ E-mail:
firstname.lastname@example.org or contact Stuart on 07918 151496 (O2 Mobile). 
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more mature gentleman and his admirers. Write to: CAFFMOS, PO Box 2087,
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Seeking male or female, gay and bi new friends, possibly more
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Sadie, The Golden Wheel, Liverpool. L15 8HH. 
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Smooth, slim, cute, passive/versatile 18 year old, offers personal cam
shows £30 - toys a speciality! Based in Highlands, but now taking
bookings for out calls on forthcoming visit to Central Scotland. E-mail: email@example.com. [83a]
City centre based, friendly, good looking 9" active/versatile, available
24/7, in or out calls, overnights welcome. Tel: 07944 168321 - MOMO.
Glasgow - West End
Australian Masseur for a sensual, relaxed and friendly head to toe
experience. Yes, I'm still here for another year. 9am to 7pm everyday.
£25 for 30mins, £40 for 50mins. More for outcalls. 3 blocks from Partick
station. Phone Ian: 07726 898025. Photos at website: WWW: http://ibee.tripod.com/im.htm No texting please. 
Horni versatile sexi slim guy in Glasgow city centre. Services from
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escorts for duo work or alone - u decide. For the best appointment in
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trackies, army wear. 
Qualified massage therapist offers 75 minute full body massage with
oils. Fife/Perth area. Contact Bill on 01577 830386. 
Top 2 Toe sensual hot cream body massage. Showering facilities
available. Available 9am-10pm, 7 days. Based West End, Glasgow.
Discretion assured and expected. 6'1", 28"w, passive/versatile 28 year
old. WWW: http://www.massagalicious.co.uk/ Tel: 07838 217109. 
Massage And Male Grooming
Swedish and holistic massage, waxing, scrubs, facials, thread veins and
skin tags removed, body piercing by qualified insured male
practitioners. Contact 0141-423 8868 or visit WWW: http://www.naturalartsuk.com/ 
Massage For Guys - Edinburgh
Experience a full body Swedish Massage using deep tissue manipulation
using sensual Tantric techniques - guaranteed to make you feel relaxed.
Offered by fully qualified and friendly guy based in Edinburgh near Holy
Corner. Sessions last just over an hour. No out calls. Reasonable rates
- £30 (£15) for students. Phone 07983 422652 or E-mail: Massage-for-Men-Edinburgh@hotmail.co.uk 
Massage For Men - Edinburgh
- Enjoy a fantastic, affirming chill out guys, with a deeply relaxing,
holistic, sensual, tantric, full body pampering massage. City Centre -
nurturing masculine environment. Qualified, experienced, caring gay
therapist. £20 per session. £15 students. Excellent value. Tel: Jim on
0131-557 4643. [85a]
Good looking experienced masseur based in Glasgow area offers his
services. Full body oil massage. Deep tissue massage. Relaxation
massage. Aromatherapy massage. Good rates. In and Out calls. Possible
massage by two masseurs at same time. Discretion assured. Please Call
07972 853367. 
Built to please. Your place or mine. "Open air". 24/7. UK travel only,
sorry. Tel: 07879 836467. 
WHERE TO STAY
All New, All Gay Guesthouses - Edinburgh
Two great locations. Exclusively gay. Easy walk to nightlife. Stylish
rooms, all with TV and video (tapes available). Shared and private
bathrooms. Breakfast available till noon. Non-smoking houses. Easy
parking. Room rates: £29-£49 per night. Call 0131-558 1382 or Fax 0131-556 8279.
WWW: http://www.gayscotland.com/alvahouse/ 
B&B On Loch Ness 4 Star
Pottery House: Beautiful location, outstanding rooms, luxury en-suites,
homecooked breakfasts. Gay run. See why we were runners up in the 2006
Highland Tourism Awards. Phone John or Glen on Inverness (01463) 751267.
WWW: http://www.potteryhouse.co.uk/ [86a]
Cardiff - Wales
An exclusive gay and lesbian boutique B&B, close to scene and city
centre, luxury styled rooms, many extras, rates from £39 per room inc
gourmet breakfast. Low cost flights direct to city. WWW: http://www.tyrosa.com/
Tel: 0845 643 9962. [85a]
Edinburgh City Centre Accommodation
Apartments City Centre in Gay Scene. Luxury self catering
accommodation. Contact 07966 938055 and visit WWW: http://www.edinburghrentalapartments.com/
Inverness 3 Star Melrose Villa Guest House
Friendly gay run. Town Centre 5 mins. All rooms en suite. Fab
breakfasts. Great beds! Relax, make fiends with likeminded people. Cum,
stay, seey, yourself! Tel: Kenny on Inverness (01463) 233745. WWW: http://www.melrosevilla.com/
Penzance - Cornwall
Small, gay-friendly, period hotel situated with own parking in town
centre. Rooms available en-suite. WWW: http://www.cliffhotelpz.co.uk/ Tel: Penzance (01736) 368888. 
Pets Are Welcome
At Auntie Ruth's Guest House in Skegness, Lincolnshire. Lovely walking
country and miles of sandy beach as well as the town centre are just
yards away. Open all year. No single supplement and cross-dressers can
feel at ease. Call Auntie Ruth now on Skegness (01754) 767804. WWW: http://www.auntieruths.co.uk/ [86a]
Quality 4 Star Rated B&B Near To Inverness
Located on the Black Isle, its quiet rural location is just perfect for
walking cycling and touring the Highlands, or even just relaxing.
Telephone Chris or Paul on 01463 811779. WWW: http://www.kinneskie.co.uk/ [89a]
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